Drama CD Translation: Kuro to Kin Akanai Kagi vol. 2 (Chihiro) - Hirakawa Daisuke

WARNING! WARNING!

This is from a pretty much disturbing R18 otoge, so needless to say, this is R18 and NSFW too… Don’t go blaming me for losing your innocence if ever you read/listen to this, because I did warn you.

Kuro to Kin Akanai Kagi

**Italized text = Kanade

**Normal text = Chihiro

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Track 1

Piano Lesson on a Slight Slump

Sensei… I’ve been living here at Chihiro-san’s place for three days now. He seems so busy with work that he only comes out for meal times, so I wonder if he’s okay. It’s easy to say that I’m worried for him, but I don’t think that I must bother him and say that I’m a bit lonely. Sensei is working so hard for us to be able to live together, so saying that I’m lonely might be selfish of me, but after finishing all the chores like cleaning the house and cooking, I feel bored. Nah, Sensei is working hard so I mustn’t bother him with this. What should I do~? It might be great if I can find another hobby… well, my hobbies are… daydreaming, sleeping… Ah that’s right! Sensei’s piano… even though I told him that it’s just a nuisance and just throw it away when we were moving, I’m glad that he didn’t. Though I can’t even read the notes… I don’t even understand these sheet music at all! But maybe I could copy Sensei for a bit… It’s fun!

Aren’t you quite skilled?

Ah, Sensei, I was playing so sloppily, it was noisy wasn’t it?

No, it’s fine. It was refreshing, let me play and have a change of mood too.

Ah, yes, here.

Uhm, you’re really tired aren’t you? I’ll bring you some tea right away…

I’m sorry for not noticing, I made you worry about me…

You don’t have to think about that! I-it’s your wife’s duty to cheer you up when you’re in a slump.

My wife’s duty, huh?

Oh, sorry, I’ve said some weird things didn’t I?

Not at all, I’m just happy that you’re here, I should’ve gone and met you sooner.

Eh? T-that’s…

I don’t feel like having tea anymore…

Y-you don’t want some?

But in exchange, let me watch you practice on the piano. You’ll do it for me, right?

B-but, I don’t even understand the notes and the sheet music…

You don’t need all that, you were performing quite well earlier even without it. You looked you were having so much fun.

Y-yes! Though I can’t play as skillfully as you, Sensei… and I’m not really performing, just playing around.

Leaving you alone and lonely while I work makes me feel guilty, so, I’ll teach you to play the piano better in exchange.

But Sensei, you’re already tired aren’t you? Don’t mind me, just noticing my feeling already makes me happy.

No, I want to teach you. Come, sit on my lap.

O-on your lap?!

Yeah, it’ll be faster to teach you music if I could guide you with my hand and fingers.

W-won’t sitting beside you work…?

Track 2

A-ah…you really made me sit on your lap…

You’re so light… are you eating properly?

Sensei too, you always skip on meals, so I’m worried.

You don’t have to worry about me. Now, place your fingers on top of the keys. The first finger should be this….

I-I’m not a child anymore so there’s no need to guide me where to press-

Do you get it? Repeat it so that your finger would remember. The next finger should be a bit further here.

Y-yes, b-but Sensei, you’re a bit too close…

If I’m not close to you, I wouldn’t be able to see if you’re making a mistake, wouldn’t I?

Y-yes…

Let’s continue… repeat it…

Ah! S-sensei, your fingers…

What’s with my fingers?

S-stroking my thighs… i-it’s bothering me…

Don’t mind it and continue.

B-but-! M-my ear!

Hmm? What’s wrong? It look like it’s cold so I’m just warming it with my mouth.

Ah! I made a mistake…

A mistake huh? It seems like you can’t concentrate hm? What a bad girl.

B-but… that’s because Sensei keeps touching me…

Another mistake huh? You seem to enjoy making me angry. After your ear… where should I lick you next?

A-ah, no! It’s tickling me!

It seems like you really like it here, so your neck is fine? Then, I shall grant your request…

M-must it be… Sensei, you’re not really in a slump-?

Saying such un-needed things, what a naughty mouth, let me punish it… Delicious… your mouth is sweeter than any lyrics… is it just your moth? Let me see for myself…

S-sensei?!

So that you won’t feel faint, stay on top of the piano, and let me undress you… now, raise both of your hands… Aah, what a nice sight, your fair skin is contrasting beautifully against the lack color of the piano.. very beautiful, just like a temptation alluring me. Just like your ears, your neck tastes good too… what about your chest? What’s wrong? Your body feels warmer…

T-that’s because Sensei, you’re-

The tip of your breasts looks so sweet, let me taste it…

Ah… s-stop, S-sensei~

Hmm… clothes are such a nuisance… you can’t feel the music better if you aren’t naked… how is it? It echoes deeper inside your body, doesn’t it?

Y-yes, sensei…

A piano bed is nice once in a while huh? Your long hair spread out beautifully on it… your body is really beautiful, it always gives me inspiration to write… But I want to learn more in this place…

Ah! Sensei, t-that place is…

Honey is coming out from here… very sweet honey… It’ll be a waste if it spills, so let me lick all of it… more and more, even more are coming out… What’s wrong?

I-it’s embarrassing…

There’s nothing to be embarrassed about, this is a lesson, isn’t it? A normal lesson on how to make more beautiful sounds out of a human body… What’s wrong? Your body is trembling, are you feeling too much? Your body, it really tastes so good.

Track 3

Going over the edge even before the lesson is over, a punishment is needed isn’t it?

S-sensei!

Let me reverberate it even deeper, penetrate your body even deeper… How is it? Just like this, you can feel it even more directly, right? It reverberates even more, right? Even more sensitively…

S-sensei~

Is it not enough? It can’t be helped then, I’ll move faster to let you feel the sensation more…

N-no, it’s not that…

You can feel it directly right? More and more, I’ll make you feel it even more… Such a nice sound you’re making… you’re just like a musical instrument… I’ve thought of something good. If you press down on the white keys, I’ll enter you more intensely, and if you press the black keys, I’ll stroke you here more…

T-that’s… either of that is…

What? You want me to stroke you here? It’s fine then… it’s really warm inside your body… Your legs, hands, neck, even your breasts, are all so sweet, but this is the one I like the most…

A-ah! I-if you twist and lick it like that…

What, now you want me to enter you? What good timing. Hmm? Is this deep enough? It’s not right? It’s not good to be dishonest…

S-sensei, if you thrust that hard…

What’s wrong? You want it deeper?

N-no…

Is this deep enough for you? Or would you like it even deeper?

N-no… S-sensei, please stop…

What do you mean by “stop”? just saying it now is useless isn’t it?

Stop, sensei~

Amazing, it’s tightening around me… do you want to come? You want to come right? Fine then, by any means, no matter how many times, I’ll make you come, I’ll let you feel your peak…

Even though it’s embarrassing, there’s white sparks…. Ah, I’m coming…

I-I’m about to come too…

R-really…. Sensei…  doing it in this place…

Ah… wait a second. I remembered something, this gave me an idea. I need to write it down immediately…

Huh? Sensei?!

Where’s the blanket… ah, there! I’ll just over you with this, so just take a rest on top of the piano, I’ll write my manuscript immediately.

A-as if I can rest here?! Ah!? Sensei!

I’ll be finished in an hour.

I wonder if he got cured from his slump. But I always seem to end up in situations like this with Sensei….

But, that’s my wife’s duty, isn’t it?

W-wha- Sensei!

It makes me really happy to have my cute wife always close to me. Now then, I’ll hurry and finish my work, and then after that… would you like to go out and have fun somewhere?

Drama CD Translation: KissxKiss Collections Vol. 13 Translation

KissXKiss Collections Volume 13

Client Kiss | Morikawa Toshiyuki

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Title Call

KissXKiss Collections volume 13, Client Kiss, Takasaki Jin, “No promises, but that’s fine, I presume?” Morikawa Toshiyuki.

Track 2

Hm. I must say, your presentation earlier surprised me. It seems like at least one of my employees still has it in them. Sorry for calling you out so suddenly, without even an explanation. It’s just that I’ve always wanted to talk to you alone, just the two of us. Don’t make such a mystified expression. It’s true that we have never interacted before, but I have heard stories of how you work. Saying that, you really don’t know much about me, right? Though you really do have an interesting side to you, aside from what you have shown earlier during your presentation, I’ve taken a liking to you. And here I was thinking that there was no one left in within my employees who has originality, you really got me interested in you. No need to apologize. It’s important to have trust in yourself, people who has that are rare nowadays.  Though if you continue to just let out your own opinions like that, our clients might find it distasteful and retract their contracts with us. It might be better if you picked your opponents wisely. It was really lucky for us that they didn’t disagree at that time. So do this for me, okay? Surprised? Your face is all red. What if someone saw? Don’t worry, this is the company president’s office, no one would come here unless necessary. What do I mean by that? That’s reminds me, this is a job that only you can do. Listen well. From here on, I want you to report directly to me, until this job is over, I want two of us to work together as partners. Of course you could refuse if you really don’t want to do it. Though I think that you really should accept this, after all, you sure are the one that I think has the most potential within all of this company’s employees. Not to worry, I won’t do anything disagreeable, I just need someone like you who has lots of skills. What do you think? It’s not that bad right? Is that so? That’s a wise choice. Then tonight, to celebrate this deal, shall we go for a drink together? I want to know you outside work. You don’t want to? Yes, good.

Track 3

You haven’t drunk much huh? Do you really drink at such a pace? Oh, you don’t normally drink? Well that’s fine. Can you walk? Shall I call for the car? Or if you want to, we could stay at a hotel for the night. Heh, that was a joke. It’s just a gentleman’s offer. But if it’s with you, it might turn out good. Ah, are you going to walk home? No, if you you’re walking, then, I’ll do the same. I can’t let a beautiful woman like you to walk home alone after all. Are you okay? If it’s unbearable, lean on my shoulder. No need to apologize, let’s just walk slower. It wasn’t your fault, it was me who dragged you along to drink after all. I’ve learned some new things about you, straight forward, maintains good relations with people, has a strong sense of responsibility, though your really have low alcohol tolerance. Anyway, are you really okay? I should really call for the car. It’s fine! What a troublesome princess. Don’t you forget, remember everything about this day.

Track 4                                                                                                                        

That’s right, I guess this arrangement is fine. I thought there’d be drawbacks or modifications needed but, with caution, we can face our rivals together with this. After that, I trust you to do the corrections here as quickly as possible. Well then, I’ll be relying on you to continue. What’s wrong? You’re making such a confused face. Is there something else you need? Kidding. You want to talk about what happened that night, right? It’ seems like you remembered. You never mentioned anything about it before, so I got a little worried. Though even if you forgot about it, I’ll just have to make you remember again. Just like this, right? Hm? What? There’s something you want to know? I’d be happy if it’s about my private life, oh, what, it’s about work huh? That’s right. I don’t really have to participate in this project, but I wanted to work with you. I wanted to know what kind of person are you, I’ve told you before, didn’t I? I’ve taken an interest with you. You refuse? No promises, but it’s fine, if you don’t like it, I’ll just presume you do. Ah, looks like someone’s coming. Someone just had to interfere. Meet me later tonight, I want to know more about you.

Track 5

This is the first time I’ve let someone else enter this room. Would you like something to drink? Hm? Is there something you wanted to say? It’s unfair if you don’t say it truthfully. What’s wrong? I won’t know what the problem is if you won’t speak. Hmm, fine then, I’ll make you feel the need to talk. What’s wrong? What are you angry about? You don’t know understand me? What do you mean by that? If there’s something you need to say, say it clearly right now. Ah-! Who’s playing around?! Oh, sorry, I raised my voice. I see, so you were thinking of that. No, I’ll say it again, I’m sorry. That’s right, I haven’t expressed my intentions clearly yet. You weren’t objecting so I thought that everything was fine with you. I thought we felt the same. Sorry if it’s a bit late, it might be a bit too late to say this now, but listen. I need you. Not only in work, but I want you to be my partner in life. Do you have any objections? Too arrogant? I-is that so? Well then, let me say it again. I love you, I want you to-, no, please, stay by my side. Are you going to refuse? Really? I’m glad. If ever you said no, I would have pursued after you either way. Not good? Isn’t that interesting? If for the sake of your smile, I’ll do anything.

Track 6

Hey, draw out your tongue more... good girl... what? You can’t do your work? Oh yeah, we’re still in the office. Well then, I’ll depend on you for both our work, so you must be very reliable aren’t you? Huh? If that’s the case, then I should stop the sexual harassment? What are you saying?! This is a practice of love, and you’re not objecting, so it’s not sexual harassment! Just this time? If you say it that way, it stings. And then? Say it now. What? What?! It’s not normal to saying that you like someone and then just suddenly kissing them?! T-that’s sexual harassment?! N-no, honestly, that time, my mind were so full of thoughts of you that I wasn’t able to say clearly what I wanted, ah, thinking of it now, it really does looks like a superior sexually harassing his subordinate. It can’t be helped if you wanted to sue me, right? But then, why didn’t you raise a hand against it? N-no, i-it’s not like I wanted you to refuse, but if you really didn’t want it, I would’ve stopped! I swear! You were pining? After me?  Saying those feelings to me makes me happy. I’m glad. Just for this time, work is over. For tomorrow’s holiday, why won’t we go on a date? Watch a movie, have dinner, that’s right, an ordinary date. Would you like something uncommon? If that’s so, I’ll pick you up with the car you like, and then eat dinner in a three-star restaurant, ah... uhm, that’s ordinary, right? If that’s want you want, I’ll do it for you. Is that so? If you don’t want that, then that’s what I’ll do. Just kidding.

Track 7

Sorry, I kept you waiting. Something urgent came up and I-uh, ah! Ah, i-it’s nothing. I’m just a bit surprised. I never thought you’d dress like that, uh, no, a dressed-up you is very pretty. Is that so? You thought I’d follow up on that joke from yesterday? So that whatever we end up choosing to do, you’d be ready huh? Of course, any of that is fine with me. Is that so? Then for today, let’s ha a normal date. By the way, it seems like you were looking at something so intently at that shop’s window. I noticed even far away. Is there something that caught you interest in there? Okay, you don’t have to worry about the price, pick whatever you want. Huh? Of course, I will be the one to pay. Is there a problem with that? Sorry, but why are you angry with me? Did I do something wrong? Don’t just buy carelessly without looking at the price? You’re not really angry? Is that so? Then it’s fine. I just wanted to make you happy, but it seems like it’s very hard to do huh. I can’t seem to do it right. T-that’s unusual, getting a kiss from you... is that so? You’re appreciating my efforts? Hm? My mood suddenly changed? It’s because I’m just a simple man. Well, shall we go? To a three-star restaurant, right? Just kidding.

Track 8

A hotel or in my house, choose from those two options. You want to go home? I refuse. There isn’t an option like that. I’ll pretend that I didn’t hear that, so let me say once again, a hotel or in my house. Well of course, if you really don’t want to, I won’t force you, I won’t be unreasonable. I thought you’d say that. That’s right, I’m cruel. Setting that aside, you drunk is very dangerous, you’re making me want to do more than just look.  Now, which one will you choose? Though whatever you choose, the thing we might end up doing might be the same. That’s right, I’ll unravel your hair, strip you of that dress that’s been tempting me... and the, kiss the back of your neck... would you like to hear what I would do after this part? So, let me say it again, a hotel or my house?

Track 9

Good morning.  Have you awakened, Princess?  Waking up with you right next to me makes me incredibly happy. I wonder if I’m still dreaming? Disgusting? Hey, that hurts you know, and here I was trying to be romantic. Hmm? What? You don’t look so good. Are you okay? Ah, okay, okay, don’t strain yourself trying to get up. Shall I get you some water? And here I thought that it’ll be okay in such a small amount, you really do have weak alcohol tolerance huh? I’m sorry, making you drink even if you didn’t want to. You don’t have anything to apologize for! It’s fine, so just get better. Don’t mind it, I’m happy that I got to take care of you. If it’s with you, staying in bed until noon is not such a bad thing. That’s a good girl, I don’t mind it, so rest up a bit more. Hm? Arm pillow? Of course I don’t mind, you’d like to sleep like this? Is that so? I understand. Here, is this fine? It’s okay, just get better soon. You’re feeling well? If doing just this makes you feel better, I’ll do it as many times as you want.

Track 10

Wait! Okay! Ah! That’s right, I haven’t introduced you properly yet, huh? As you can he’s a very clever boy like me, he’s my three year old boy, his name is Leon. Come now Leon, greet her. Okay, okay, that’s a good boy! What’s wrong, what’s weird with that? Doting father? That’s not true, right, Leon? Whoa. He doesn’t really go well with other people besides me, how rare. It looks like he really took a liking to you. Saying that, you’re somewhat just like a dog huh? It seems like a meeting between two dogs. Ah! I don’t mean anything bad with that, I just somehow felt it was something like that. Oi! Wait, he’s licking you, somehow, he won’t calm down. Leon! Back down, back down I say! Sit! Really, it’s a problem that we even have the same taste in women! Come here. Listen Leon, as you can see, she is my property, without my permission, your banned from going near her, you understand? Ah, hey! Sit!

Track 11

Eating my lover’s cooking during holidays huh? I’ll never regret living life like this. Living together with only Leon is fine, but being together with my lover during holidays is better. I’m feeling really happy right now. Huh? Saying stuff like this every day is weird? It’s funny? I-I don’... something’s a bit off with that, but, oh well. Okay, shall I help with anything? Don’t refuse! I may look like this, but I do know how to cook! I may have not done a lot but, I’ll do what I can! It’s okay for me to wash the vegetables, right? Just leave it to me! Hmm~ no, nothing. I just thought that you wearing an apron is a good look. You wearing an apron inside the kitchen, how do I say this, could this be what they mean by “moe”? Sorry for that, but I’m an ojisan. Leave out the cooking later, let’s do this first... if I don’t release you hands, you can’t do anything? Hm? Just now, something moved on top of the cabbage right? T-this c-cheerful green color is... m-must it be... m-must it be...?! Don’t say it! Don’t say its name! Just saying its name makes me want to throw up, I’m afraid! O-outside! Outside! Discard the top most part too! Sorry... I’ve lost my cool there... vegetables are scary... I don’t like that...

Track 12

In this state, we can’t use this now huh? The most parts of this have not improved. I understand your feelings of frustration, but we can’t leave our clients hanging like this right? Your brows are furrowed. Are you annoyed? Don’t make such a cute face, it makes me want to make you cry. I see, wanting to tease the girl I like is true.  It’s a lie. We’ll re-do it. And by the way, while we’re in my house, can we not talk about work? I’m grateful that you think highly of our work, but now is not that for that isn’t it? And it’s just the two of us too. What’s wrong? Did you think a good idea? Then, that’s great. Oi, you’re doing it now?! Hey, did you even listen do what I said? Giving me that smile makes me want to let you do it. Oh well, just be sure you’ll be prepared for later! For what? I wonder~?

Track 13

Thanks for your hard work. It’s finally done huh? You did a good job, everyone was impressed. It really was a good idea to work with you, my eyes haven’t failed me huh? Hey, hey, don’t cry. Ah, is that so? It’s your first time bring a project like this to a close huh? It was very troublesome right? Thank you. And with this, all of your work is done. Really, thank you for your hard work. Don’t get down, it’s true that this job is finished, but that doesn’t mean that we are too. Isn’t it more like, this is the start of our real beginning, right? And uh, this might be a bit sudden but, this makes me sort of nervous huh, w-would you take this? It’s the spare key to my house. I want you to stay by my side and support me from here on. It’s not that difficult, if you just smile for me, then that’s fine! There’s no other meaning to and... and...  that... Marry me! W-what?! It’s too soon?! Is it really too early?! Then let me re-phrase it, then let’s have a relationship that should end in marriage! What about that? You have no objection to that right? W-what’s so funny? Huh?! A joke?! Why you-! Saying things like that... saying that it was a joke... it means that you’ll accept this key right? W-wait! I will never let you go, okay? Prepare yourself.

KissXKiss Collections Vol. 19 Translation

KissXKiss Collections Vol. 19

Oniichan Kiss|Hirakawa Daisuke


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Title Call

KissXKiss Collections volume 19, Oniichan Kiss, Ishikawa Yuuki, “If you solve this question correctly by yourself, I’ll give you a reward kiss, okay?” Hirakawa

Track 2

“Hello? Oh, it’s you. What’s wrong? Huh? What?! Your sister ran away from home?! What the hell, man?! Did you siblings fight again? I know it’s only natural for siblings to fight sometimes, but don’t overdo it! Didn’t I tell you to take it easy on your sister?! Ah, I get it, I get it! If she stops by here, I’ll tell her to contact you at once. Well then.” You hear that? That’s it, call your brother! It’s not “no~!”, he sounds really worried right? I don’t know what happened but I’m sure he meant good for you. I’m sure he that because you’re just so cute. Fighting between siblings huh? Can’t be helped then. I’m not telling you to do it right now, but definitely call your brother, okay? It’s not good to make your family members worry. There, I’m glad you’re sincere. Come here. And then? Why did you fight? Did he eat that pudding that you specially set aside again? Wrong? You won’t run away from home because of that? Then what? Are your grades dropping again? That’s it, huh? That’s no good you know. You want to enter our university, right? Then if you don’t harder, you won’t make it. Ah, don’t get depressed like that! It’s okay, if you take it seriously, I’m sure you’ll be able to pass! Oh, yeah, what about I help you study again, just like in the past? Okay? That’s fine, right? Just leave it to me. Let’s work hard and aim for the university, okay?

Track 3

We really played a lot on this kiddie pool huh? Every summer, we would bring it out on the garden, and then have so much fun filling it with water, that even before jumped in, we were already soaked. Aah~ this picture, it brings back memories too~ it was when you were being chased by a dog and you fell down. Your brother thought it was funny, so he took a picture, and then you came crying to me, so I carried you. After that, your mom said that she didn’t know which one of us was your real brother anymore. Then- ah. No, no, what am I doing, looking at an album? Okay, we’ll start for real now! We’ll start with me quizzing you, okay? Hey, what are you doing, doodling? Ah, is this me? You draw pretty well huh? Ah! Not that! I said we’d start for real already! What do you think I came here for? Hmm? You can’t understand? Let me see. “Choose what comes next from the illustrations above.”, it’s a pretty tricky question, but, look at it closely, the second, third and fifth are really different from the others right? If you just read the questions more carefully, these kinds of problems are really easy. Eh? You don’t understand what I’m saying? Ah, it looks like we really have to squeeze in as many lessons in the time left. Since it came to this, I won’t let you off so easily! I know it’s difficult but, try to keep up okay? Hey, don’t make that look as if you’re about to cry. Don’t worry, I’ll definitely teach you well, okay? I promise. Hey! We’re still in the middle of studying right?! Fine, fine, I understand, but a little later, okay? We’ll study properly, okay? Hmm... what’ll we do if your brother caught us like this... Whoa! T-this question is...! Ah! Uh... yeah! W-what’s wrong? Oh, t-tea? T-thanks, man. J-just put it over there and w-we’ll drink it later, hehe... It’s fine I say! I’m teaching her properly! We’re at such a good part, err, I mean, important part now! Hurry and leave already! Aah... this is bad for my heart... Really, your brother has the worst timing coming in! Read the atmosphere, won’t he?! Oh you.... your textbook is upside down you know~. Good thing he didn’t notice huh? Huh? Me? I don’t have a sense of danger huh... it was just bad timing. Anyway, from here on, it’s serious business, okay? We don’t have enough time after all! Hm? These? These are reading glasses. If I wear them, I really look like a tutor, right? I’ve decided to wear  them to show that I’m serious! Okay, if you answer this question correctly, we’ll go on a date, Sunday next week. You can do it, right?

Track 4

Hey~! Are you tired already? It’s only a bit more and we’ll reach the top of these stairs. Eh? You can’t walk anymore? You’re really helpless huh? Here, give me your hand. I’ll help you up. It’s sweaty, so no? Well then, shall I give you a piggy back ride, ojousama? Don’t make that face. We used to do it a lot when we were kids right? If you don’t want  to, then just give me your hand. Mine is sweaty too, so it doesn’t matter, right? Hm, good girl. Well the, let’s go! Now that I notice it, your hand really is small, isn’t it, but compared from before, it’s bigger now. Though it’s just like when we held hands back then, your hand still fits perfectly into mine, nothing has changed, my cute, cute childhood friend. Though now, it’s my girlfriend, right? Well, we’re here. Look around, this is the place that I wanted you to see.  What do you mean? As you can see, it’s a shrine. This is where we’ll wish for your luck! Ah! Don’t doubt this shrine! This is where I prayed so I can pass into the university you know! Come now, ask the shrine gods to help you, since you still haven’t remembered a lot of your lessons! Okay, today we pray for your luck! I wonder how we’ll fare.

Track 5

Really now, why didn’t you say earlier that your shoes were bothering you? Then, I wouldn’t have forced you to walk all the way here. Take off your shoes and let me see your feet. Ah, it’s become really red here. Here, even if it’s just a small plaster, this’ll do for now. This goes here~ Here, what? I’ll carry you, there aren’t many people here anyway. No buts! Hurry up! Okay, let’s go. Hey, hold on properly! Hm? You’re not heavy, so be a good girl and stay there quietly. Oh yeah, how was  the fortune that you drew earlier? Let me see? Oh! Excellent luck! This is great! What does it say about your studies? Ah, that means that if you concentrate really hard, you’ll be able to achieve your goals. So, if you study really well, you’ll definitely pass the university entrance exam! Though it’s not for sure~ Ah! S-stupid! Don’t move around! I-I can’t breathe! Don’t strangle me! Give, give, I give up! Really, you’re so easy to rile up! Eh? What do you mean look over here-!! Kissing inside a shrine, we’ll get cursed you know. So, what does your fortune say about love? Let me read it. “There might be rough times ahead, but if you stay with that someone, it’ll turn out fine” huh?  I wonder what that “rough times” meant. Maybe, you’ll fail the test? Kidding, kidding! I’m sorry! Don’t worry! That’s why I am your tutor, right? So that won’t happen! My fortune? Mine is good luck too, because I got a kiss from you. What, are you doubting me? It really was good luck! You’re really stubborn! I’m telling you, it really was good luck! Besides, I’ve already tied it up and I can’t remember where, so retrieving it is impossible! It’s fine right? Just calm down already and let’s head back home.

Track 6

No way! Go home. What do you mean “why”?! It’s not good for a girl your age to sleep over with a guy who’s living alone isn’t it?! And saying that you fought with your brother again over shoe cream is not a valid reason! Ah, don’t say such selfish things! Don’t think that I’ll always let you get away with it. N-no, it’s not that I don’t to be with you or that it’s troublesome... uh... ah... I... if you stay here any longer, I’ll get into trouble... Ah! Fine! Stupid. I really love you... and that’s the problem. Ah, don’t look at me with those eyes. Looks like I have no choice huh? But in exchange, you’ll study a lot today, okay? And make up with your brother first thing tomorrow and then go home. Uh... wha-! Yes, yes, I do love you too. If your brother ever finds out about this, he’ll definitely murder me for sure.

Track 7

This here, you got it wrong. Don’t just brief over questions! This one is just like the previous one, and then this here... Hey, are you even listening? And here I was thinking that you were listening to me properly... you’re not even looking, aren’t you? If you keep that up, you wouldn’t be able to pass for our university, you know. There’s still tons of stuff you need to learn. Huh? You want something as a reward? Why you... aren’t you studying for the test for your sake? You have no motivation you say... you really are hopeless. Well then, solve this problem, just this one last. Suddenly gaining motivation, you really are full of energy, huh? well, it’s fine. Heeh~ you’ve answered that pretty fast huh? And here I thought that you hated math. I even remember you saying something like, “Who needs math to live?!” Oh what? Are you done already? Let me see.... hm... correct! So you can do it after all! Good girl~! Now, I have to pay up huh? Here, your reward. Huh? If you solve all these? I wonder~ what would you like me to do? Kidding! I think it’s time I prepare to cook, I’m a bit hungry already. What would you like to eat? I’ll cook whatever it is that you want!

Track 8

Are you done? I brought you another towel so if you’re do- H-hey! You! Don’t come out so unguarded like that! C-come over here, your hair is still dripping, I’ll dry it for you. Looking after you like this makes me remember our childhood days. You were always hanging around us and you were so noisy back then huh? Though when you entered middle school, you started avoiding me. When I come over to your house, you’ll just run and go straight to your room every time. I was so lonely back then, because I thought that you liked someone else already. I wondered if you have forgotten our promise from back then. I’ve always told your brother to grow up from you already, but the one who didn’t want to let you go was me. Just thinking that maybe you like somebody else is painful for me. I’ll probably never let you go, so will you love me just the same? Thank you.

Track 9

Well then... I’ll turn of the lights now. H-hey, don’t you think we’re a bit too close here? I-it’s not that I’m complaining though... it’s just that if we’re so close together... there’ll be problems... or something. Ah, n-no, it’s nothing, let’s just sleep. What’s wrong? You can’t sleep? Then shall I tell you a story? That scaaa~ry one that you like the most- I won’t! I said, I won’t~! You scare so easily! Just like before huh? Oh yeah, why did you choose to enter our university anyway? There are many others right? It’s no good if it’s not ours? Why? You’re not too fond of studying aren’t you? A secret? Why won’t you tell me~? I’m your tutor, right? So, it’s okay to tell me! Hey, come on! Tell me! Tell me~! If you don’t... I’ll unleash the Yuu-nii special on you! Even so, you won’t tell me? Ah, w-well, it’s fine then. I was just thinking that maybe, you were chasing after me or something like that... Am I correct? I see, thank you. Hearing that makes me very happy. Good night.

Track 10

S-sorry... I really don’t want you to sleep after all... But... It’s impossible... we aren’t children anymore... You don’t want it? You want to be prepared you say? Really, you are the best.

Track 11

Ah... uhm... g-good morning. Did you sleep well? Not at all? Actually, me too, I wasn’t able to sleep well too. Somehow, even though we’ve been dating for a while, I still feel like I’m only an older brother to you... it sort of bothers me... But right now, I feel like I’m just any other guy, that I really am your boyfriend. Just like this, I’ll definitely keep our promise from back then. Do you remember it, our promise? That once we grow up, I’ll take you as my bride. I’m glad you still remember. Come over here. I’ve already kissed you tons of times before, but this one just now, it had a different feel to it. Asking me what do I mean, even I myself don’t understand it completely. Uhm... that.... Anyway, it just means that I love you. Even though I want us to stay just like this forever, it’s not possible, huh? if you don’t get back soon, your brother would get really worried, right? Don’t make that face, even I don’t want you to go home too. Well now, wear your shoes already and I’ll take you home. Oh yeah, don’t you think it’s time we told your brother about us? “Please entrust your little sister to me!”  Saying that, I wonder if he’ll be surprised? No, I think even before that, he’ll beat me up good first. But then again, I’ll be taking his precious little sister after all, so I have to be prepared for something like that huh? Eh? It’s too early? What are you embarrassed about? You really are cute, aren’t you? But in the near future, I will definitely ask your brother for your hand. Are you all set? Well then, let’s go meet your brother!

Track 12

Ah, hello? It’s me. Are you okay? Is that so?  Then, I’m glad. But? I knew that he’ll say not to meet me anymore. Hn? Me? My lip got cut a bit, but I’m fine. I’m sorry... I didn’t think that he’ll see when I kissed you back then... Ah, that guy... he really punched me hard. Why are you the one apologizing? It’s not your fault! Really, I think that it was my fault. If only I just had told your brother about us earlier, even after knowing that he treasures you more than anything, even so... I kept on stalling on telling him. Even though we were always on good terms... Hey, do you understand how I feel? I didn’t want your brother to disapprove of our relationship so I... even I don’t understand anymore. All I know is that I always want to be always with you. I hope that your feelings won’t lose to his objection, okay? Hey, don’t cry. If you cry, you’re making me want to go and see you right now. I’m sorry, I wouldn’t be able to help you study until the end. Once we get back to the university, I’ll definitely talk to you brother properly about you. Until then, even if we don’t get to meet for a while, do your best by yourself, okay? Yeah, that’s good. Don’t worry, I will never cheat on you, I’ll send you mail every single day. If it gets too hard, give me a call. And study hard, okay? Huh? What if you fail? Don’t think about things like that! It’ll turn out fine! But... if it really ends up that way... then, I’ll just take you with me and we’ll run away to somewhere very far! A vocational college? Oh, I think that’s a good idea! It’s god, but, I want us to be together in the same university, eat lunch together and then go home together after classes... I want our daily life to be like that. If it’s with you, it’ll definitely be fun! That’s why, just wait. Hm? I love you too.

Track 13

Hello? Yeah, it’s me. You’re still awake? I see. I’m glad. Picking up your phone even at this hour, you should go to sleep earlier! It’s finally tomorrow huh? Hey, it’s snowing right now, can you see it? You can’t? It’s fine, it’s fine, it might be a bit cold, but, open the window. Down here, look down here! Yo! Good evening~! Even though your brother forbade meeting you, I just have to see your face and tell you to do your best. Ah, wait! Hey! Where are you going?! What’s with her, so suddenly? Didn’t she want to see me? W-whoa! That surprised me! Y-you! Don’t go out this late at night! What if you catch a cold just before your exam?! Hey, come over here... I wanted us to stay like this forever.  Do your best okay? if it’s you, I’m sure that you’ll be able to do it! It’s cold right? Get back inside already. Make sure you stay warm when you sleep okay? See you soon then.

Track 14

Yo! Congratulations on passing the university’s entrance exam! To tell the truth, I never thought you’d pass.  I’m just joking! I really believed that you could do it! You’re really warm~ I’m relieved by your scent. You really worked very hard on your own huh? Truth is, during the time that you were studying, I had a part-time job. I thought that I should treat you to a tour for when you pass the exam. No, no, I didn’t mean it as a consolation if ever you failed! I really believed in you! I’m telling the truth! Where would you like to go? Somewhere abroad might be a bit impossible but, uh... err… well, could it be somewhere nearby, if possible… Eh? It’s somewhere very near, so it’s okay? Where in the world do you want to go? Eeeeh?! Y-you’re fine with that? Of course, I don’t mind but… Aaah! W-wait, wait! Tell your brother first that you were able to pass. He really did worry a lot for you after all. Ah… w-would you let me call him instead? It’s fine, it’s fine! “Hello? It’s me? Uh… your little sister passed the university’s entrance exam. That’s why… from here on, we’ll be dating seriously! We’re going to get married! So entrust your little sister to me! Shut up! You’ve already seen how serious I am dating her, so I’ll be counting on you; I’ll be part of your family soon enough, so just wait patiently, oniisan!” And with that, it’s all settled~! 

KissXKiss Collections Vol. 18 Translation

KissXKiss Collections Vol. 18

Fleeting Kiss | Toriumi Kousuke

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Track 1

KissXKiss Collections vol. 18, Fleeting Kiss, Utanohara Kouki, “Now tell me, with whom and what kind of kiss would you like?”, Toriumi Kousuke.

Track 2

Yes, yes, I can hear you, quit ringing. What? It’s just you. What now? A reminder for the manuscript? Even after I told you that I’ll just contact you once I get done, you still went over here. What, you came to check on my progress? Sorry, but the manuscript are still blank pages of paper. I told you already, I’ll write only when I feel like writing. You should understand that, being my editor, if not, then, it’ll be troublesome. And right now, I’m not in the mood to write. Go home. Eh? You want to help me? Hmm~ eh~ interesting. Sorry, but you know, this is not something you can help with. You’re just hindering me, so go home. What? You won’t go home? Is there anything else you wanted to say? Ah? Huh?! You’ll so anything you say? Are you crazy? What an idiot. Saying stuff like that, people would take advantage of you, you know. But... hnn~... anything, anything huh? Hm~ this might turn out good huh? Fine, I’ve taken interest on you, so I’ll let you help. Come here, get inside. Though, once you enter this house, your freedom would be nulled. Are you okay with that? What are you worried about? So the truth is, you’re really scared huh? It’s fine, do what you want. It’s not like it’s gonna bother me anyway. Choose by yourself. Help me or quit being my editor? Are you really okay with that? Well then, shut the door. Well done! What’s with that worried expression? It’s not like I’ll eat you. Just prepare yourself.

Well then, to explain things, the next book I want to write would be from a woman’s perspective, but it’s a bit too hard for me. I can’t seem to get the hang of it, and that’s where you come in. What? It’s just an easy thing to do. Your range of emotions, the movement of your heart, show everything to me, that time when your lover makes your heart beat faster, and then... close your eyes. Didn’t you say you’d do anything? That’s a good girl.

From here on, you are my lover. My lover and my assistant. I won’t let you refuse.

Track 3

I’m coming in! Hm. You’re still asleep huh? Hmm~? Hn. Good morning. It seems that you slept well, you do remember what you promised yesterday, right? If you don’t, then I’ll make you remember right from the start. We kissed like this.... it’s a joke. Well then, shall I explain things again? Are you listening? Until I finish writing this book, you are to live with me, do everything that I say, and all the while, while you are in this house, you are to be my lover, looking after me, and then, without my permission, you can’t leave this house at all. Of course, if you really don’t want to do it, you can always run away. I hold nothing over you staying here after all. It was your own decision. You do understand, right? Bringing me tea, talking to me when I get bored, do you get it? For the sake of the book that I am writing, give your everything up to me. Are you gonna quit now? Hmm? You’re happy to be able to help while I write this book huh? You really are an interesting girl. You’re still okay with it, even after I said all that... I feel like I can write a good story with you.

Track 4

I wonder why people who are in love feel the need to live together. I never thought of living together with anyone who isn’t related to me, saying that, you’re quite a special case huh? You’re living with me after all. What are you doing? All of that there are rejected manuscripts... is looking through them that interesting? Well, while I write more, look through them all you want. Do you like literature? Well, if you didn’t you wouldn’t be doing this job after all. My works... do you like them? Really? Thank you. Well, I think you’re only saying that so that I’ll finish writing this book. I get it, I get it. That was a joke! Don’t get too riled up about it! But is that really so? I never realized that my works are very well received. Well then, if there are people eagerly waiting for my works, then I’ll have to, no, we have to do our best, right? I’ll be depending on you, editor-san.

Track 5

I’ve decided to write a kissing scene on a boat... “His palm slowly stroked my doubtful back, seeing my reflection from the water, I feel my body beg for the touch of his lips...” Eh? You’re not begging? Is that so? But I feel like you want me to do more. Well, it’s fine. So what kind of kiss would you want? With whom would you like to do it? Saying that you don’t know is troublesome. For what reason do you think you’re here? Well then, tell me, with whom and what kind of kiss would you like? Hm? If it’s from your lover, any kind of kiss would make you happy? So these beings called women think like that huh? I see. Well then, shall we continue from where we left off, kissing? We are, after all, lovers right now, aren’t we? You should take care of you defenses more, you’re full of openings.

Track 6

Oh? So you were there? I didn’t notice you at all. Eh? I look tired? Is that so... to tell the truth, I think I need a breather. I feel like somehow, I got into a slump. Ah, oh yeah, it’s for times like this that you are here right? You came in at such a good time. Hey, can you tell me a story? Anything is fine! Cure my block. What? Suddenly ordering you to do that, it’s impossible? Really , you’re always like that! “I don’t understand!”, “Impossible!”, and who was it who said that she’d do anything again? Heh, that’s fine. So what about this, how about you use your woman’s charms to try and tempt me? We might end up doing something real good you see? What’s with that face? You look like a goldfish gasping for air. Don’t worry, I don’t really think that you’ll be able to do it anyway. Heh, but, what shall we do? I’m not really in the mood to write. What? A change of atmosphere? That’s not bad, but, what are you going to do? A walk? No way. Going out is such a pain. Rejected! I’m fine with staying inside! Really now, you’re stubborn! When I say no, it’s no! Shut up! Are you a sightseeing nerd?! Fine, fine, a walk or whatever right? Looks like I have no choice. But in exchange, I want something in return! I want a kiss from you. A hot kiss that would make me excited. What? You can’t do it? And here I was thinking that it was way better than what I was suggesting earlier. Well? Do it. That’s it? Heh, it’s fine then. So, shall we go?

Track 7

What are you looking at? Is there something weird with me? I don’t really wear clothes like this often, but I can’t possibly go out wearing my kimono. You’re noisy... what a waste of time. I don’t want it anymore, I don’t want to go out anymore~! Hey! Don’t pull on me! What if you fall down, then I’ll get pulled along ad fall down too! Heh, suddenly running like that. Oh well, it’s not so bad, doing this. The wind feels nice, and I never noticed how the season has suddenly changed huh, just walking like this already got my palm- ah! Y-you! Will you let go of my hand?! S-since when have you been holding my hand?! L-let go! I’m fine with touching other people, but I’m not really fond of other people touching me! I’m not embarrassed! I’m only blushing because it’s so hot out here! Why you-! Hm? What am I doing, so suddenly? Heh, I’m just taking revenge for having me at a disadvantage. That blushing face suits you too.

Track 8

Where did you go?! I searched all over the house for you, and I didn’t find you! I got worried you know! I know that you still have to take care of some stuff for your work, I understand, but, don’t just leave without telling me! Didn’t I tell you?! You can’t leave this house without my permission! Come here... closer! Why won’t you do as I say? Why are you so... I.... What should I do? It’s weird isn’t it? Even though I said that you could run away anytime you want... but when you were gone, I got so disconcerted... making me feel like this... that’s unfair. Eh? It’s only normal because we are lovers? You must know everything about them, you don’t want them to look at anybody else, those kinds of things? Heh... is that the case? Things like that, huh?

Track 9

How strange... I never thought that I would invite someone to live together with me in this house like this. Living together with a total stranger like you for a long time, peacefully drinking tea together on the veranda like this... I wonder why, that during that time you first came here, upon seeing your earnest face, saying that you’d do anything, it made me decide that if it’s you, then it’s fine... I don’t really understand it myself, I thought it was just a spur of the moment decision, that if it’s you, it’s fine... Hey, are you listening? Are you asleep? Are you kidding me?! Wake up! How dare you sleep while I’m talking?! What kind of editor falls asleep while their editor is talking?! The nerve of you, as an editor! Are you for real?! Hey! Wake up!! Afternoon light, huh?

Track 10

Ah? Are you gonna sleep already? No, I don’t really have something to say... mot really... Don’t go just yet. Thinking of days before you were here earlier made feel sort of melancholic, so will you stay by my side until I fall asleep? I know that I’m being selfish, but somehow, I don’t want to let you go. Childish? That’s fine with me. Come over here... you don’t want it? You do? Well then, don’t resist, just listen to what I say, from the start ‘til the end, just accept me.

Track 11

Oh, where are you going? It’s fine, just stay here and sleep beside me tonight, I don’t mind. Though it’s more like, I want us to stay together like this for a while. Just like this, I can feel your warmth. You don’t want it? Really? That’s good. You’re warm... so this is what they call human’s warmth huh? This is the first time that I have felt this. It’s true. Meaning, you are my first.

Track 12

Do you remember when we met for the first time? No, even before you became my editor. I’m pretty sure it was during a launch party or something. I hate going to stuff like that, so I never drew attention to myself, except for this one. Somehow, something in there caught my interest, I wonder why. I remember you clearly from back then, you were wearing that cheap-looking recruit’s suit, hugging one of my books tightly, did you want me to sign it for you? I would have done it if you just said so. Even if you looked so plain that day, you really caught my eye. Long story short, I don’t know how it is to like or even love someone. Even if there are tons of other women saying words of affection to me, I don’t understand. Weird right? Someone like me who hasn’t experienced true love, writing about it... but you know, if it’s you, I feel like I can truly come to love you. I feel like I can take the sadness and confusion that comes along with it. But in reality... can you answer a question from me? The reason why you’re here, is it for my sake? Or is it for my works’ sake? It’s a pretty hard question to answer huh? Hey, don’t cry, I didn’t want to make you cry. Hey... won’t you answer me? Hm. How unlucky for you, getting stuck as an editor to such a selfish author like me. It’s okay... it’ll be finished soon... soon. But until then, don’t you think it’s time to write the end of this story?

Track 13

Well, here you go. I’m going to give you my greatest work as of now.  A sad, beautiful story... in the end, I wasn’t able to choose huh. Ah, it’s nothing. I’ll help you carry your luggage. How was it, being my lover? Eh? It was troublesome? Well, it was too, for me. You really sucked at cooking, mistaking manuscripts for trash and then throwing them away, dragging me along for walks, everyday is a surprise. Huh? What’s this? Heh~ so you wear such provocative underwear like this huh? You should’ve worn this on that night~ You look like a goldfish gasping for air again~ you sure are easy to rile up. Though, this ends today huh? Thank you, it was fun. Because you were here, I never noticed that the seasons have already changed, the time that I spent with you was really- ... Don’t sue me, okay? That’s good, I was a bit worried about that. The next time we meet, we’ll just be a selfish author and his editor right? Well then, good bye.

Track 14

Thank goodness, I caught up with you... Come back! It was a lie, saying good bye to earlier was a lie! As I thought, I really can’t take it! I don’t care if I look un-cool or unattractive doing this, but, I want to be with you! It’s been a while since I last ran so... so... Sorry, saying this just now, but, I can’t take it if you’re not with me. I’ve decided to be truthful with this affair, I don’t want us to play pretend lovers anymore, not for the sake of the manuscript or something, I just want you to be by my side. I was so happy that I got to meet you. The truth is, before I met you, my existence was lonely and painful, it made me not want to feel any affection, until now. After meeting you, I felt happiness. This may be a petty thing but, will you tell me how you feel about me again? Thank you. Even if I write about true love and scenes like this, I don’t know what to do at a time like this. I’m such a failure huh? Well, shall we go back home? I ran all the way here, so I’m a bit worn-out, I want to drink the tea that you made. And, oh yeah, please give me time to change the outcome of this story okay, editor-san?

I Love Pet!! vol. 6 (Kaji Yuki)

I Love Pet!! vol. 6 (Kaji Yuki)


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Track 1
In this world, there are pets with mysterious powers. Pets that were given special powers by god a long time ago.  Dogs, cats, rabbits, hamsters, there are many more types. With feelings like humans, when their emotions overflow, they can transform into human form, they are special pets.
Fortissimo I Love Pet! Volume 6, Djanggarian Hamster, Marlon. Kaji Yuki.
Aaah! Oniichan! That sunflower seed is mine! Huh? The where’s the cheese that I put in here...? Ah? Aaah! Oneechan, don’t take my cheese!”
This is a pet shop. Us siblings living together inside the same cage. Today, as always, I work hard to protect my food from my older brothers and sisters. This life is kind of tiring. I wish I could find someone who would buy me already. Compared to the others, I’m cuter right? Then, why can’t I find that someone yet? If it’s possible, I want to be bought by a cute girl! Ah! Good timing, a customer!
Welcome~! What about buying me? Kidding~! Huh? W-what is it, suddenly looking at me so closely... huh? What’s happening? My heart’s beating so fast.
Love at first sight, I have never believed in something like that, but, these words perfectly describe our first meeting.  I just saw you once, and I knew that I would come to love you.  Would you buy me? Even without words, I knew that you would, but I still wished for it, and my wish was granted. I was bought by that girl.
Track 2
Hmm~ so this is my new home huh? Your home looks very nice! Ah! That’s my cage? Thank you for arranging it for me! Oh? Is it ready? Then, if I may~! Aaah! W-wait! My back! My back! Don’t pick me up by my back! Really, pick up a hamster more gently! M-might it be that it’s your first time living with a pet? Treat me more gently, okay? Hmm~ yes, yes, just like that! Someone petting me sure makes me calm down~ hm? What’s wrong, suddenly poking me with your finger... uh... ah~! Don’t touch near my mouth! It’s ticklish! S-stop! Ah! No more! I can’t hold back anymore~! *bites* W-whoa! Sorry! Did it hurt? I really bit you hard; I’m so sorry... getting bitten must really hurt...  Then, I won’t bite you anymore, because I don’t want to hurt you anymore.
Huh? Marlon? Marlon is my name? I’m so happy; you even gave me a name! Then once again, take good care of me, Mistress!
Track 3
Oh yeah, humans have to work during the day... it must be troublesome, because it’s so bright. Take care~ and then... good night~. Ah, w-what?! What? Oh, morning greetings huh? Here, a good morning kiss~ *chu~*! Take care~! Do your best today too!
It’s already evening.... is Mistress not home yet? Sunflower seeds sure are good~ then, I’ll stuff some more into my cheeks~! Ah! You’ve come home! Welcome back home, Mistress! Today felt like it was really long again because I’m all alone! I don’t have my siblings to play with anymore. Carry me! Carry me! Being a hamster during times like this sucks, I can’t get out the cage by my own, so I can’t go and meet you! If I were a human, just like Mistress, I would be able to run and hug Mistress at once! Though it feels good to be carried in Mistress’ arms, I don’t dislike being carried like this by Mistress~. Mistress’ palm feels great~ I really love it when she pets me~ Mistress, touch me even more!
Track 4
Hmm... Mistress is already asleep... somehow, I’ve become sleepy too...
N-no more! Help me! Aaah~! Stop it! Help me~!
M-mistress? Sorry, did I wake you up? I think I had a bad dream, a very scary dream! Huh? It’s okay to sleep together? Today is special? Thank goodness! If Mistress is by my side, my worries would go away and I’ll be able to sleep! Mistress, thank you! I love you! Good night~!
Hmm... somehow, it’s cold. I think I got out of the blankets... time to go back to sleep... Being next to Mistress sure is warm, this is the first time I saw her sleeping face this close, it’s cute~. Just like this, I can hug Mistress and it’s even warmer.
Track 5
I slept well... where’s Mistress? Eh? W-wha-?! Huh?! W-what’s this?! I’m naked?! What happened?! I... changed into human form?! Eh?! Last night... I had a scary dream, and then Mistress me took me into her bed... so I felt at ease and was able to sleep well again... Maybe that was when I transformed?! Why?! I’m a hamster right?! I was born in the pet shop as one, and up until Mistress bought me, I was a hamster, right? My ears and tail- ah, still the same. Oh yeah! My cheeks! Aaah! My cheeks... doesn’t expand anymore! And it was my charm point! Eh? Mistress researched on the Internet about me? A pet that turns into human form occasionally? Special pet? I’m one of these special pets? I see... Then, the hamster me and the human me is the same?  Then, it’s fine? Does Mistress dislike it that I transformed into this form? If you don’t dislike it, then can I stay in this form? Because I want to be together forever with Mistress! No? Please, Mistress, I’ll do anything for you! For example, if Mistress is feeling cold, I could hug you and keep you warm, and if something happens, I can kiss you easily, just like this! Huh? What’s wrong? Kissing you while in human form... Mistress, are you embarrassed? Eh? Don’t kiss you easily when I’m in human form? Eh, humans are weird~! Isn’t it fine, it’s just a kiss; besides, I’ve always done it anyway, right?
Track 6
Fuu... Okay... ah! Wait! Okay... here I go! One, two... Okay! I’ve washed my face~! Towel, towel... ah, this, thank you, Mistress! Eh? I always make such a ruckus when washing my face? It’s a big deal to me! Hamsters are originally from the desert after all! So we’re a bit wary of water... what is it? Hurry up and move? Aah~ Mistress, you’ll wash your hair? Ah, I see... humans need to use this foamy thing to clean themselves right? How bothersome ~ huh? What’s that thing? Dryer? After washing your hair, you use that? Uwaaah~!! What’s that?! What’s that?! It’s scary! It’s scary!! Stop it! Please, stop it! Aaah! Don’t bring out something like that so suddenly! It really scared me! Huh? W-what’s that?! Y-you’re gonna stab your head with that! No! Don’t! Stop! Huh? A brush? Ah! That’s for grooming your hair? So humans use such scary stuff for grooming their hair... Ehh~ being human sure is troublesome. Hamsters just need to lick themselves to clean up. It’d be better if humans could do the same. Ah! That’s right, let me try it! Come over here, Mistress! Eh? No good? But I just wanted to help you tidy up your hair...  Hair grooming is something you do on your own? But I just wanted to help you, Mistress!  I’m really no good huh... Oh well, then I’ll just give you a kiss, right, Mistress?!
Track 7
I really still can’t get used to waking up early in the morning... Oh, Mistress, you’re going out? Take care! Oh, come back home early today, okay? It’s lonely waiting for you all alone! And oh, don’t forget to bring home cheese for me, okay? Even if I changed into human form, the things I like are still the same! And then, and then, a “take care” kiss! Huh? No? Then, pet my head? Thank you~ then, once again, take care~!
Aah-ah~ today, there’s nothing to do until Mistress comes back home too. Mistress... I wonder what she’s doing outside. Is she having fun without me? Somehow, that makes me sad. My world is my Mistress... but it might not be the same for her. Just thinking of that really scares me. I love her, but what can I do for my Mistress? Isn’t there anything that only I can do for her? Hurry up and come back home already, Mistress!
Track 8
Mistress~! You’re gonna leave me alone and go out again?! It’s lonely! I’m all alone; with nothing to do... it’s really lonesome! You’ll only take a day off if I were to get sick? Then... Ah! O-ow, ow! My stomach! My stomach hurts! There must be something wrong with the sunflower seeds I ate yesterday! Uguuu~! It’s not a lie! If you put your hand on my forehead, you’ll see that I have a fever! See?! I told you I have a fever! Hm~ but the truth is, a hamsters’ temperature are higher than humans. Then, Mistress would take the day off and take care of me, yes~? Then, let’s stay together all day!
Track 9
Mistress, are you gonna go out tomorrow too? The day after that too? Then, Mistress doesn’t have any days off? Humans are such trouble... I want to be with Mistress all the time, but it isn’t possible huh? What should I do? Should I go back to my hamster form? In what form of mine would make Mistress happy? Well, whatever form, it’s still me.... Though I think being in human form is better. For in this form, I can hug Mistress easily, just like this... I want us to stay like this for a while.
Track 10
Hmm? What time is it? It’s still so dark... 3 am? It’s the middle of the night! Ever since I transformed into this human form, I’ve been sleeping next to Mistress on her bed. Well, it’s only because I can’t go back inside the cage after all. It makes me really happy to be able to sleep next to Mistress every night! It’s hard to do if I’m in my hamster form. Sleeping next to Mistress in my hamster form, I might get crushed!
I’ve finally gotten the hang of having this human form huh... even if I was afraid of everyday things such as the dryer and brush at first. But now, I’m used to it. I’ve even gotten used to waking up in the morning and sleeping at night. It really feels like I’ve become a real human, even if I still have my ears and tail. One day, maybe one day, I’ll go back to my hamster form... But it’s still a problem if I stay in this form too.  Because of my ears and tail, I can only wait for Mistress to come back home to me... in the end, I’m just a pet huh... A pet with nothing to give to his Mistress.... that’s right... I thought I understood it when I turned into this human form. Though even in my small hamster form, I still don’t have anything to offer up to Mistress. Even if I love Mistress so much, I’m still of no use to her. I’m so worthless.
Mistress... is still sleeping. Her sleeping face is so cute. I love you. Kissing a sleeping person... she’ll never know right? I’ve come to love you so much... I must really look like a fool.  I love everything about you, Mistress! If ever I didn’t have this ears and tail, we’ll be able to go out together and I’ll be able to live like a normal human with her... W-what’s this? Water is coming out from my eyes?  Am I sick? What’s happening to me? Could these be tears? Huh? Mistress, did I wake you up? I’m sorry! Eh? What happened to my ears and tail you say... they’re still here right? Huh? None?! Huh? They’re gone! Then I’ve... I’ve become a real human?! It’s not a lie right?! I’m so happy! I’ve always thought of what I could do for you, Mistress, a useless me who has turned into human form... I’ve always thought of you, Mistress! Even when I was in my hamster form! I love you! I love you so much, I don’t know how it feels without loving you! Hey, Mistress, in this form, I can be with you forever, right? I’m already a real human, I’ll always be with you from here on, and I’ll find ways for me to be able to always stay by your side! I’ll never stray from you Mistress; I’ll never let you go!
In times like this, when precious emotions overflow, what do humans do? Kiss? Ah, but so said not to kiss you so easily...  then I’ll just do something like it, Mistress. Let’s be together forever.
Track 11
And so after that... there’s so many things to do, such a pain! I’ve decided to live life like a normal human, but it seems that I have a lot of things to learn. It just keeps coming and coming, it never ends!!! And I have just learned how to write in hiragana, next is katakana?! Ah, it’s so hard, my mind is all messed up! Isn’t there anything better to do other than writing? Eh? Stuff needed for us to be together forever needs me to be able to write my own name on paper? That’s why this is needed? Ah then, Mistress wants to be with me forever too? Then, for the sake of us being together forever, I’ll work hard! Hmm~ but, in exchange of me working hard, I want something from you in return, Mistress! If Mistress says, “Okay, okay, you can do it!”, I’ll work very hard! Please? Forever and ever, let’s be together okay, Mistress? Humans’ cheeks aren’t as extendable as a hamster’s, but it’s soft and feels just right when I kiss it. Kissing Mistress like this is my special privilege! That’s right isn’t it, Mistress?

DRAMA CD TRANSLATION: Osananajimi no Kare (Black Route)

Osananajimi no Kare|Kuro Route

 Hino Satosh

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Track 2

Ah! I knew it! Earlier, inside the train, I thought maybe, it was you… what? Going home from the university? Do you have any plans? Really? If you don’t mind, let’s walk home together, we’re neighbors after all. Right? Our houses are right next to each other’s!

Now that I think about it, it has been a while since we last walked home together, huh? About, half a year? Ever since we both entered different universities, we never got to spend time together. Your uni, it’s pretty hard to get there, huh?

Two hours? That’s rough. Isn’t it hard, waking up early everyday? Even if our houses are next to each other, our rhythms are really different, so we never get to meet huh? My uni’s just two train stations away, so I always get to sleep up to the last minute. Somehow, I manage. Ah, it’s okay. I don’t mind if you answer it… Just now, was that your boyfriend? No? Hmm… but it was a guy’s voice I heard. Ah, no, I didn’t hear anything else. I just knew somehow, that it was a guy’s voice. Circle? You joined a circle? Aaah, just yesterday? You’ve got guts to join a circle huh…. Me? Nuh-uh, I didn’t join anything. I’m not really into circles and clubs after all. Is that so? You thought different? Well, up until now, it’s fine. Ever since we entered uni, things have toned down huh? But you having interest in a circle really surprised me. That guy who called you, from what university is he from? Whoaa… that’s a good one! A super elite huh? Don’t tell me you…. Like him? I know right?! As if an elite guy like that would fall for you~ Hey! Ow! Stupid, don’t get mad! I’m just telling the truth! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Okay, okay, I get it! I’m sorry! I’m sorry!

Uhm… so in apology… why don’t we go somewhere and have some fun? Yeah, I’m fine with wherever you wanna go to! What’s with that super happy face?! You’re really pumped up huh?! Theme park?! You’d like to go to the theme park? You really still are a kid huh? Nn.. I’m not saying I don’t like it, I like going to the theme park too. Anyway, are you really okay with the roller coaster already? Back then, I remember you crying, being so scared of it. What?! Even if you don’t ride the roller coaster, you still wanna go to the theme park?! Are you stupid? You really still are a kid, having fun with just that. Ah, okay, let’s go there. It’ll be fun wherever we go, coz it’s with you. Hmm… what about tomorrow? It’s Saturday, do you have any plans? Barbeque? Ah… with your circle? Ah, so that call from earlier was about that? Is that so? It can’t be helped, let’s just move it to another time. Ah, no need to apologize! If you’re free, just call me. You haven’t your cell address right? Then I’ll just send you a mail.

Ah, there’s no one home… since it’s this late already, I thought there would be someone home already. Really, your house and mine, it’s really close together huh. Oh yea, hey, if it’s okay… wanna come inside my place? Well, there’s no one home at this time, but I’ll treat you to tea. Hah! I knew you wouldn’t refuse! Well, let’s go~!

Track 3

Here, get in, get in! The cushions, on the bed or on the floor, sit anywhere you like! Ah, is iced tea okay with you? Got it, I’ll go get some now. Thanks for waiting~! It’s been a long time since you came over to play huh? During middle school and even through high school, you always came over. But somehow, you stopped doing so. Ah? We stopped because of me? Ah, is that so? It’s because of me huh… uhm… I can’t say it eloquently, but… we were so close that I have always remembered how you looked while you were with me in this room… Ah, no, it’s got nothing to do with you… Ever since childhood, I’ve always thought of weird things. Don’t mind it. If you don’t understand, that’s fine. Oh yeah, I wanted to show something to you! Wait a sec… hehehe~! What’s this? Ta-da~! What, you don’t remember? Then shall I read it for you? Uhm~ this is from our kindergartendays~ “I love you. Make me your bride when we grow up. Let’s make three children.” Ah~ this one’s from first grade, a souvenir from a tour that we went on together, right? “This is a cute cherry keychain. It matches mine. Treasure it okay? Using matching stuff makes us look like lovers, it makes me happy.” Your old letters really have some embarrassing stuff written on them huh? Uwahh! Hey! What are you doing?! Oh? Yeah, these are letters from you. Ah! What are you doing?! Stop that! Hey! Whoa~! Are you okay? Are you hurt somewhere? Is that so? Then that’s good. The letters? What? Is there something wrong with keeping them? It’ll be such a waste if I throw them away. Besides, one day, when I’ll confess to you- ow! That was a joke! Who would confess like that?! But all these letters you wrote to me, there’s no way I could throw them away right? Each and every one of them, I remember by heart and treasure greatly. You think I can throw away something like that so easily? You know, I… about you… Whoa! Ah, what? Is it your phone? Eh? You’re gonna answer it? Fine, answer it quickly. Better yet, turn it off. Is it about the time for your meet up tomorrow? That’s pretty early. Eh? You’re going even if it’s so far? Oh yeah, what ever happened to the phone strap that I gave you as a birthday present two years ago? Hmm… it broke huh? Then, it can’t be helped. That one you’re using now, does it match with someone else too? Oh, really? If it doesn’t, then it’s fine. Eh? That’s an album. What’s with it, so suddenly? I don’t really mind you looking at it. If you want to see it, I’ll go and get it for you, wait a bit. Aah! Oops! Ah, sorry. Oh? These? Yeah, all of these are pictures of you. From our kindergarten days up to the most recent ones, I have all of them. The recent ones, look, here’s one. Everyday, before you ride the train, you always shop at the convenience store in front of the station right? This one’s you buying some orange juice. Though, sometimes, you buy jasmine tea instead, right? Riding on a train for two hours must really make you thirsty. Ah, this one’s from the interschool festival last spring. I wish you were smiling like that for me. All three of you friends looked like you were having so much fun. I’m so relieved that all of your friends are girls. Ah, this one’s a great shot! This was when you went shopping Sunday last week. That white dress you bought that time, when are you gonna wear it? If it’s possible, I’d want us to go out together like this too. Oh… that’s right, that you were talking to on the phone earlier, could it be this one? I remember hearing his voice at the festival. And I thought that you rejected him when he invited you for tea. Even when there were other girls there, you were the only one he gave his contact number to right? Did you get in touch with him? You didn’t throw away the paper he wrote his number on? Hmm… so that kind of guy is really your type huh? That kind of chatty, player guy is your type? I’m not really angry. There’s no reason to be, right? These pictures? Of course it was me who took all of them. Eh? Why is it weird? Isn’t only natural to know everything about the girl I like? I always want to know everything and always want to be together with the girl I like. So, for the times that I couldn’t be with you and wouldn’t see your face, I have these pictures. Are you okay? Suddenly standing up… I think something fell from one of the shelves. This doll, don’t you think it’s well done? I even bullied the guy selling this to cut the hair just like yours, and even make a copy of your favorite skirt, even using the same cloth too. I even checked at the shop where you bought that skirt. ”Why?” Didn’t I tell you, I always want to be with you. You never noticed my feelings for you, so I’ve not been able to do the things I wanted with you.  Can you stay here, like this, for a bit longer? That’s no good. I won’t let you run away. Because if you get out of here, you’ll meet with that guy, right? I don’t want that to happen. I want you to look only at me. I don’t want you to look at anyone one else. Ever since childhood, you were only looking at me right? From here on, I want you to see only me! I don’t need anyone else but you! I love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love you, that I don’t know what to do anymore! Hey, what should I do? Tell me! I see… doing this is good… I f I did this right from the start, you wouldn’t have to look at anyone else but me. Right? Is there someone else you’re seeing other than me right now? That’s right, there’s no else but me, right?! What? You’re gonna go home already? Ah, take care going home then, though it’s weird saying that, seeing as our houses are just right next to each other’s. I’m glad we were able to talk like this after such a long time. Ah! Wait! About earlier…. Sorry.

Track 4

Hey, it’s me. I thought that you wouldn’t answer my call… About yesterday, I’m sorry, I did something weird. What could I do for you in apology? I’m really very sorry. Even if I apologize, I don’t think that you’d forgive me though. Really?! You’ll forgive me?! Ah, thank you!! It’s really raining hard huh? So your plans were canceled? Is that so? How unfortunate. Ah, coming from me, it sounds weird. But even if the weather isn’t sunny, you still woke up early huh? You’re wearing that pink shirt with the white logo and denim shorts with your hair in a messy bun. Surprised? If it’s about you, I know everything! Right now… you’re sitting on your bed while on the phone right? Good morning~! During times like this, our houses being next to each other is useful huh? If I wanted to, I could always see you. Ah! That’s too bad! I can’t see you now! But that’s okay, for in times like this, I took l tons of pictures! No matter how many times I look at them, you’re still so cute~! The one I’m looking at right now is the one from the university’s freshmen opening ceremony. That grey suit really looked good on you. And that big ribbon on your chest was cute too—

You have four voice messages.

First

Hey! Don’t just cut it off! Really. What’s wrong? Is your phoned signal bad? I’m a bit worried, since it’s raining so heavily, that might be the reason.

Second

Hey, your phone was ringing in your room just now wasn’t it? Why won’t you pick it up? You know that it’s a call from me right? Ah, might it be, that you’re still feeling guilty about not being able to go to that barbecue party with that guy? That’s okay! Don’t worry yourself about it! Besides, it’s raining really hard, so I’m sure he’s not angry. So pick up the phone already, okay?

Third

Why won’t you pick up your phone? Nothing hurts more than you ignoring me! Are you still angry about what happened yesterday? I’m already apologizing, so please, forgive me alrea—

Fourth

What should I do? Won’t you forgive me? If you start hating me, I won’t be able to lie with it! Please, answer my call. I don’t need anything else but you. I can’t see anything else but you. So please… please.

Track 5

Ah! Welcome home! How was shopping? Aaah, hey, you’re really clumsy huh? Is there anything fragile in here? Are you okay? Ah, you bought clothes again huh? Even after Aunty just got mad at you for buying too many a while back. Oh yeah, Uncle and Aunty aren’t home today huh? Hmm… a tour huh? Your parents really get along well. I wish we could be like that too, when we grow older. Hm? Ah, that’s not possible you know. I couldn’t have possibly stolen the key! Earlier, when you went out, you forgot to lock the window, so I went in and took care of it. We’re neighbors after all~! Are you doubting me? Well, it can’t be helped, you doubting me… but, you know, I… about you… I feel so concerned. It annoys me to no end to think of you being with another guy. Everyday, I think of what you might be doing, and during times we couldn’t meet, I always feel that I must see you, I must see you! I can’t help it. Ever since childhood, I’ve only looked at you, I didn’t care for anyone else, I didn’t want to know anyone else. Ah… even if I say this, it doesn’t mean I didn’t get confessed to. The other girls confessed to me, but I never gave them any answer. After all I… I got afraid to confess to you and know your answer, and then we’ll grow apart. So I thought, it’ll be fine if I just stay as your childhood friend. I… I’m totally weird huh? I understand it myself. I’m sorry. I just don’t want us to drift apart. I don’t want you to drift away from me. Eh? A cake? What are doing?! Drinking tea with me, you don’t know what I might do to you! Are… are you really sure about this? Ah… thank you! Whoaa~ that strawberry tart looks really good huh? Ah, my tea, please put milk and sugar in it! S-shut up! Sorry for having childish taste! Thanks! Sorry for the trouble. Haah~ this tea, it’s delicious! Right?! It’s because I wasn’t the one who put the milk and sugar in~ After all, adding various stuff to tea is hard for me. But as expected of you. What’s wrong? You don’t look so good. Eh? Is that so? You suddenly feel sleepy?

Ah…  so great… what beautiful skin. Now that I see it closely, it’s just like how I imagined it. Ah! Hey, don’t struggle, it’s dangerous! I haven’t touched anything yet… I just looked. The drug really got you huh? But, I never thought I’d get to use it so soon. Ah, are you still dizzy? Are you okay? That’s why I told you, drinking tea with me, you don’t know what I’ll do to you. Ah, that’s no good, calm down. If you keep struggling, you’ll hurt yourself. This fair, beautiful skin without a scratch would be wasted. I made sure the rope won’t leave any marks. This skin, the only one allowed to leave a mark on it is me after all. Ah… I made a hickey… hey, look, look~ I made my mark on your skin~ Hey, did it hurt? I was biting down really hard, it really hurt right? I’m really sorry… here;,I’ll make the pain go away~ Right now… I’m so happy, I can’t stop! Because I can finally touch you, you who I can only look at. I’ll make it that you won’t be able to do anything without me.  Frightened, fair, beautiful… it’s really different from a doll…  Hey… do you love me? You can’t answer huh? You can’t come to love me huh? If that’s so… then let’s die together! I’ll follow you immediately, so you go first! It’s so painful, I don’t  know what to do anymore!! Ah! I’m sorry, I’m sorry! Was it painful? It was painful right? I’m really sorry. Don’t cry…it hurts me when you cry, so don’t cry… Hm.. your tears are salty… Hey, I wonder how you taste here? Hm? Your tongue tastes different; it’s a little bit sweet. I touching you, kissing you just now, it’s just like a dream. I wonder if this is really just a dream? It’s not right? You’re really here right now aren’t you? Your body… it’s so warm. I can hear the beating of your heart, it makes me really happy. Hm? Hey, don’t cry, I won’t get to hear you, don’t cry.  Ahh… huh? It’s beating faster, see? If I place my hand here, it beats faster? So soft… your chest is so soft…. Ah, I can’t take it anymore, I want to touch you in more places, kiss you more. Hey, I was right, the real one’s really different from the doll. Inside my dream, no matter what I do, nothing happens. I never imagined the real one to be this smooth. You… are you holding it in? You’re shaking… if it feels good, it’s fine to let it out… but that face you’re making, holding it in, so cute, really cute. That face… I can’t last anymore… Sorry, I got you dirty… I’ll make sure to clean you up properly later. I love you, I’ve always thought that you would be my first and last woman, hmm, let’s be like this forever… No matter what comes between us, I’ll never let you go! Let’s always be together, from now until eternity.