Well, hello~ look who’s back translating. I got sick, so yeah, translating time? ww I have had planned to translate this waaaay back August last year…. orz anyway, enjoy?
And yeah, please do tell me if you find some mistakes, I’ve become rusty. OTL
Kiss x Kiss Collections Volume 22
Trial Kiss | Yusa Kouji
Title Call
Kiss x Kiss Collection, volume 22, Trial Kiss. Makise Tatsuya. “The right to remain silent? Heh. I’ll shut those conceited lips with a kiss.” Yusa Kouji,
Track2
I told you, didn’t I? You had no chances of winning! Why don’t you just accept your defeat, so it wouldn’t come back to haunt you later on? Heh, going home already, Prosecutor-san? Seriously, not even a goodbye to me? Isn’t that just mean~? Don’t tell me you have forgotten our agreement from the last half? Well, it’s not as if I don’t understand that feeling of not wanting to admit defeat, fine then, think what you will, but the result still won’t change. Even so, you still looked as beautiful and as dazzling as ever inside the courtroom. And your face while arguing your case is truly exciting. Defending the client’s innocence and winning my duel against you, it’s such an exhilarating feeling, being able to beat and take down an elite prosecutor like you~! I’ll take this as a victory since our law school days. Oi, wait a second, we aren’t finished talking yet! It’s not like you to just say nothing and leave. So, wouldn’t you say anything? Heh, an unacceptable judgment you say? Well, for you that is, since I have never once won against you before. But this is the decision justice has laid down. Too bad for you then~! Now, shall I claim my prize from that agreement of ours? Don’t play dumb, I won’t let you get away saying that you don’t remember! Our agreement was that if you lose, you’ll become mine, wasn’t it? I’m sick and tired of you trying to evade me, I won’t let you run away this time… You do love me don’t you? Just say it, that you’ll become mine already… What’s wrong? Still can’t process it, hmm? Heh, still trying to run away from our contract huh? Fine then, I’ll chase after you until you have nowhere else to run to, better be prepared.
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Track 3
What is it? Suddenly barging into my office, just what kind of wind blew today? Up until now, you were declining my offers of lunch with, “I’m busy, not a chance!”, and now this? Have you finally accepted the fact that you lost and is now acquiescing to our agreement? Let me just say this, don’t think that I’m still the same since our law school days. I have not one plan of losing to you this time. Or have you come to finally become mine? Why aren’t you saying anything? Well, whatever, any reason for you to come visit me is a pleasure– what is that bundle of documents? Advice on a case? You want to hear my opinion as a fellow lawyer? Heh~, an elite prosecutor like you relying on me? Are you finally realizing my capabilities? Let’s see… hmm… I see. With just these data, it’s indeed difficult to make a stand. Isn’t this such an interesting case you’ve got. Heh, who said that I would help you? Well, it depends on how you ask me for it. How is it? Why not try asking in a way that would satisfy me? Of course, saying that your pride won’t allow it is out of the question. Think of a way to ask me yourself, with that elite brain of yours. Huh, someone with so much pride as you bowing their head to me is interesting, but isn’t there a more direct way to ask me? If you don’t know, then I shall teach you… didn’t you want to hear my opinion? With this, our contract is sealed huh?
Track 4
Your opponent’s information runs this deep huh? It’s indeed hard to get past this conditions, but, don’t get carried away with the useless information. And these, documents that could help you defend your case, of course, there’s no way you’d win with just these, so the rest is up to your skills. Hm? I’m too meticulous? What are you saying, isn’t that common sense? Did you expect me to just follow through behind you, Elite Prosecutor-sama? Researching for a case like this brings back memories of when we were in law school together, doesn’t seem so bad. Now then, hurry up and get ready to leave. What do you mean where to? I’ll just send you home. No need to restrain yourself, it’s just a whim. I just want to take the car out to drive, that’s all, it’s not like I’m worried about you or something. Huh?! It’s better to be honest?! I am always straightforward! Hah! Why don’t you become more straightforward then?! Even though you’re really interested in me, you pretend that you don’t and pull me along, don’t you? Argh, stop it! If I just stay silent, I’ll become suspicious! Could you leave your machine gun talk in the courtroom? Seriously, being a prosecutor fits you so well, so stubborn… though your lips are obedient to me.
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Track 5
There… hey, we’re here, get a grip, I’ll go and get you some water. Really now, inviting me out for dinner then getting smashed drunk… that’s what you get for drink more than you can handle. Hmm? Has anyone else seen you off-guard like this… Hey, are you always like this when you get drunk? That’s not the case? I wonder about that, it’s a little hard to trust what you say. How about I hear it directly from your body next time? Here’s the water, drink up. Huh? What do you mean why am I here? Are you kidding me?! Who do you think brought you home, you drunk?! Let me just say this, if anything bad happened to you, then it wouldn’t be my fault! Damn it, I give up… I’m a lawyer you know, I fully know what the consequences— just what am I doing, explaining to a drunk?! Hey, I’m going home already! Don’t tell me you’re going to sleep just like that on the sofa?! Move on to your bed! And at least change your clothes! I’ll pass from helping you with that… Well, later then! What is it?! Is there something else you wanted to say? Hey, I know you don’t want me to leave, but don’t hug me so tight like that… seriously, you’re only honest when you’re drunk huh? Hey… how do you really feel about me? Hmm? Ah, me too… those lines, say them again once you’re sober…
Track 6
Why you…. suddenly showing up into my office to ask for help, then inviting me out to dinner, then getting drunk on weak sake, making me look after you… now, you’re barging into my house without even an appointment? Seriously, just how much carefree are you? Just what did you c—wait, wait, wait!! What do you think you’re doing, suddenly going in like that?! What did you come here for?! Hey, are you listening?! Wait! I said wait! Don’t you dare say, dirty! It’s just that stuff are everywhere and hasn’t been arranged and let me just say this, it isn’t normally like this! I’m just too busy recently that I didn’t have time to clean up— besides, it’s your fault for suddenly coming over! Forcefully going inside a person’s house then complaining, that’s trespassing! I’ll sue you! That’s why I didn’t want to let you in… just what did you come here for? There’s no way it’ll be for asking my professional opinion isn’t it? What’s that, a present for me? As an apology? Sorry about earlier… ah, for getting drunk and fighting with me the other day? Though, you really don’t remember anything from that day, do you? I thought so. Well, let’s just leave it at that, and if it’s for the apology, I already received it… do you want me to make you remember, hmm? How is it, have you remembered? Or would you still fake not remembering? It’s better if you give in to me already… or would you still continue fighting back? Do you think you could win against me?
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Track 7
Hey, Rain Lady, it’s your fault it’s pouring today huh? Knowing you, you didn’t bring an umbrella, right? Then, you have no choice but to share my umbrella. What, worried about having only one umbrella? It can’t be helped! Besides, it’s better than having no umbrella at all! Or do you want run under this rain to go home? That’s not what you meant? Then what, you think you’re causing an inconvenience? Then if you say so, making me wait right now is inconveniencing me! Hurry up and get in here! Hm. That’s a wise decision!
That’s not a pretty good expression… is that case from the other day doing well? I helped you with that, so don’t you dare lose that one! It’s not that I’m worried or anything, it’s just an unusual case, that’s why I’m interested on how you would bring justice to that. W-well, if you wish, I could give you more advice, though I’ll be expecting a reward.
Why are you moving away? Oi, what’s the point of having an umbrella if you’re walking that far away from me? Do you want me to catch a cold?! Come closer! I said closer! I would never accept it if you lose to a lawyer other than me!
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Track 8
What did you come here for? Didn’t I tell you I don’t have the energy to deal with you right now… what do you want? Visiting me? Don’t tell me you’re feeling responsible that I got sick? Hm. What a free person. This is my own fault; waiting for you under the rain outside the courthouse was my decision. You don’t have to feel responsible. If you get that, hurry up and go home alre— hey, didn’t I tell you to not come in without permission?! Don’t you know the meaning of “restraint”?! A cold like this is nothing, it’ll get better if I sleep it off, I don’t need someone to take care of me… You’re really a stubborn woman aren’t you? Are you that worried about your beloved me, you can’t help it? Huh? If you’re gonna say that, then fine, I’ll let you take care of me, just make sure to do it properly, like cook food for me, take care of the laundry and then—, oh right, somehow, I feel cold, why don’t you embrace me and keep warm? Let me just say this, don’t you dare blame me if you catch my cold, you’re the one who forced your way inside after all… I won’t listen to that complaint.
Track 9
Not being able to go to work for only a few days already produced these mountains of documents huh? It’s really hard to skip work huh? Sorry but, as you can see, I’m really busy, so would you be so kind ask me about a case me again? No need to worry, tomorrow would be— hey, what are you making that spaced-out look for? Aren’t you well prepared for that already? If you show that weak face, you’ll go under! Just do what you always do! After all, there’s no lawyer who can par to your machine gun talk. Then, would you go home now? I have to meet a certain person later. With whom you ask? You don’t need to know, that’s what I want to say but, whatever. Truth is, it’s an arranged marriage meeting. I need to bow my head to my benefactor, so I have to go, even just once. I heard it’s a cute young lady that they set me up with, the heiress of a certain company, good match I’d say, and totally unlike you. Don’t you think it’s a good partnership for the future? I… I… don’t want to be a lawyer indebted to anyone…
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Track 10
Hey. Hey! Just what happened to you?! What are you spacing out for?! Getting beaten by a third-rate rate lawyer like that, it isn’t like you! Hey! What do you mean leave you alone?! As if I’d do that! Listen here, I don’t know what happened, but don’t you dare do that again! You’re my only rival, I haven’t even won not even once to you in debates during our days as students! W-what? I can’t hear you, what is it? Huh? Marriage? What are you talking about? You mean that arranged marriage meeting yesterday? Ah, don’t tell me you’re spaced out today because of that? Aren’t you an idiot? You really are an idiot! It’s true that she was a really honest and good lady, getting married to a woman like that would make any man happy, but… I… I have already given my heart out to another person. A stubborn, without inhibition of her feelings and behavior, totally un-cute woman who’s stronger and kinder than anyone and who’s entitled to lose only to me, that woman is no other than you… Listen, make sure you win! It’s definitely unforgivable if you lose without my permission!
Track 11
Ah… s-sorry for calling you out so suddenly, I just had to tell you something. Well… truth is, I’m planning to break away from my current firm. I remembered. “To protect the weak”, that was my goal as a lawyer. Fight the injustice, return to white what has been dyed black with all my strength, that was what I wanted to do. Finally, I finally had the courage to face this ambition after seeing you, fighting with your own brand of justice, never changing ever since we were students. Eh? What do you mean it’s unlike me? Hey, just how did you see me up to now huh? Do you mean to say that I’m an evil lawyer who cares for nothing but money?! Oh well, let’s just leave that topic… I want to tell you this again… Listen, I won’t say this again so you’d better listen, I need you, will you—eh?! You have no plans of joining me as a lawyer?! That’s not it! Let me finish talking! You misunderstood! I’m not talking to you as a lawyer! Argh! Damn it! Fine! What do you mean weird, stupid woman—… Y-you understood? Seriously, I really can’t win over you huh? Become mine, I won’t accept opposition, your only choice are “yes” and “yes”.
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Track 12
Thanks for helping me out, all of the stuff are arranged now. It’s the birth of Makise Law Firm, now, if only you would join this firm, everything would be more than perfect. Well, I guess I’d better be satisfied with just having you mine huh? Hey, what’s wrong? It’s rare for you to be spoiled like that, it’s a far cry from how you are inside the courtroom. Of course, it’s not that I don’t like it, truth is, it’s better you’re like this normally. Hmm? What is it? What do you want to hear? W-words of love?! Things like that aren’t need at times like this right? Fine… I get it. Seriously… I love you. Oi! Say it too! It’s unfair if I’m the only one who’ll say it! Right to remain silent?! Don’t mess with me! I’ll do this to those conceited lips!
Track 13
I knew that this would definitely come, the day where we’ll face off again. Weird isn’t it? How many years have passed since then, but it feels like I’m still seeing the same view. Do you remember our debates back when we were in law school? The words you said to me, right after you defeated me, “Protect what you believe in with all you’ve got, there is no way you can lose in the side of justice!”, something like that. It’s funny, I thought, does this person really think she’ll win in a debate like that? But, I lost to you, it was a perfect win. That straightforward way you do things, that unwavering gaze, it’s just like yesterday. Wasn’t it a fair and square fight, us believing in our own brand of justice. Isn’t it fun to see, just how far it would take you? I’ll run after you until you can’t do anything else. Don’t you let me down! That’s brave huh, that face, I’ll soon make that mine! Are you prepared? That’s just like you… Well, it’s almost time, let’s give it all we’ve got!
